Mothy

So, sometimes when we leave our outside lights on... the moths go crazy.

Kris and I are outside the other night taking out the trash, so the garage door was open and the garage door opener light was on.

I was standing outside of the garage- in the driveway, and Kris was just inside the door... when he spied the moth. We were about 4 to 5 feet away from each other (Kris and I) when he decided to take his arm - with his hand open, like a giant swing, at the moth... right towards me!!! 

You'll never believe it.... but this:

SHOT DOWN THE BACK OF MY SHIRT... I mean the back of my shirt- so it was fluttering next to my skin on my back.... OH MY GOSH!!!! 

I screamed like a crazy person... flung my sweatshirt off... yelling" get it out" Get it OUT" then I ripped my t-shirt almost all the way off!!!! AT this point- I don't think Kris believed me... until... flluuuutttterr... the moth flew out of my shirt.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME? CREEPY!

Needless to say, it took me almost 15 minutes to not be angry at Kris... to which I told him that if he ever wanted to BAT at GIANT killer moths with his hands... try not to do it in my direction!!!! HAAAAAA...... now it's funny- I guess.... I mean, what are the chances that it happened that way??HAAA!!! 

ICK!